Oh dear god. Joel Schumacher is allegedly considering doing a Sandman movie. Is it possible to take out a restraining order against a Director?
Thankfully he seems to be interested in a non-specific “one day” kind of way, but imagining Schumacher’s unashamedly brash sensibility applied to The Sandman just makes the blood run cold.
(EDIT: Neil Gaiman seems sanguine about the likelihood of this particular rumour ever becoming reality.)