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If real life were like an internet forum.

So true. Thankfully LJ is not like this.

EDIT: Right, so that’s the hour adjusted on the bedside clock, the living room clock, the led clock, my watch, janet’s watch, my mobile phone, janet’s mobile phone, the cordless phones, the computer, the cooker, the microwave, the DVD recorder, the central heating, the car, the digital camera… what have I forgotten?