I would not, could not, on TV
They did not finish it, Sam, you see
I did not see it with linking narration
I did not read the novelisation
I did not listen to Paul McGann
(It’s not the original, Sam I am.)
Not on a video! Not on TV!
Not on Big Finish! Not DVD!
(Maybe that bit in The Five Doctors
But only Tom Baker punting in Oxford)
I have not seen it here or there
I have not seen it anywhere!
But I do own the Blu Ray.
Text ripped off from Dr Seuss by Iain Clark
Artwork by Lee Binding.